Gotta love the irony.....

Britain: WTF Iceland?!? Why did you send us volcanic ash ? Our airspace has shut down. 

Iceland: What ? It's what you asked for isn't it ? 

Britain: NO! Cash! Cash you dyslexic fuck. CASH!

Iceland: whoooops.. There is no C in the Icelandic alphabet, so when you
ask for Cash, all you get is Ash...